It appears that George W Bush’s final days as president will end as they began -with a predictable act of terrorism. Luckily no one died when an US Airways jet crashed into the Hudson river after it was the victim of Canadian terrorists pictured here on a closed circuit video still, crossin
g the worlds longest undefended border. George Bush pointed to this as not unexpected, since waves of these masked Canadians have been freely crossing the border for years and he expressed frustration at the fact that Canadian authorities appear to be doing nothing about it. Apparently they’ve been seen spending a lot of time hanging around airports and open water, waiting for just this moment, which they chose precisely because of the pending change in administration.
g the worlds longest undefended border. George Bush pointed to this as not unexpected, since waves of these masked Canadians have been freely crossing the border for years and he expressed frustration at the fact that Canadian authorities appear to be doing nothing about it. Apparently they’ve been seen spending a lot of time hanging around airports and open water, waiting for just this moment, which they chose precisely because of the pending change in administration. Bush sees Canadian Terror in the Skies!
Survivors of the crash are obviously glad to be alive, and their recollections of the last moments before the crash include the faint sounds of honking, and the strains of the Canadian Anthem faintly heard before they were abruptly cut of in a burst of feathers. One survivor, asked when he first knew something was wrong, said he could smell roast duck... And he had ordered the vegetarian meal. “I thought our goose was cooked”, he said.
